I am a famous Hollywood director let’s say Steven Spielberg(seems like a jerk but don’t chuckle as day dreaming never comes true!!!), the mastermind of the plot, going to make a movie on how Arab’s quintessentially buy fame from western’s as they are blessed with lot of wealth except wisdom. I am going to make a request to audience please don’t bring the prehistoric contribution of the nation on science & technology and take a side of them as those are already fading out like dim light…
Okay the story (it’s a bogus boo tale and has no bond with reality) is about… UAE has decided to buy little fame from US and given bribe to his counterpart to get some eminence in invention industry so that their name can get wide spread around the world in the book of elite. The US then thought how they can manage a scenario for UAE so that they don’t let them get frustrated. Eventually they have decided they will sell distinction on gigantic invention of human kind history i.e. on hand held cell phone device so that they can increase the settling score as well as spill out more oil from them. They didn’t delay and sent a team of anthropologists to the desert of Dubai to find out the invention history of cell phone. I have forgot to mention one thing that the time of the plot u have to consider 100 years onward from now and have to take into contemplation that the invention history of the cell phone has already been wipped out or somehow got missed from the record. Now a query can confront that why they sent the team to the desert why not somewhere else…well the USA is tricky enough, as all of us know the cell phone primarily consist of plastic and silicon and the plastic is basically oil(from Hydro-Carbon sense), while silicon is Silicon-Di-Oxide(So2) or silica.
Therefore, the Dubai desert was a perfect choice cuz of its richness on oil and silica, though the cell phone basically came from Silicon Valley, Northern California. By the way the Anthropologist Team went, dug the desert and got an antic piece of hand set, which made them to infer that the origin of cell phone discovery was UAE instead of USA. They had discovered the first cell phone in the history, since Dubai is famous for Silica and Oil and the cell phone is made of it, thus they came up with a finding on the basis of so called data collection. How charismatic!!! Everything is predefined.
Once I was hanging out with some of my friends, they were discussing about a controversial issue on first landing on the moon between US and Russia. The Russian supporter were proclaiming about the fluttering of US flag in the breeze on the chest of moon. They said how it’s possible as all of us know there is no wind or Nitrogen/Oxygen like gas there…however my standing was on the side of US and my point was as any substance’s mass on the moon is 1/6 than the earth, therefore it’s an usual scenario for any substance tend to be upward, where a man feels there almost near zero weight(no g effect).
beg ur pardon as I was distracted, however my intention here is not to blame Arab or any country but dig out some fact about so called anthropologist and their stupid remarks now and then they make by showing some extremely vulnerable ground. So dear guyz, be a bit suspicious ahead of making your conscious decision on Anthropologist as they are not driven by themselves but by some mighty power acting behind the screen.
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